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FOOD FOR MIND

*Mistakes r not a crime. if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success for

*Mr.inside when to see Mr. outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside,

but outside sitting inside called inside inside .When inside came inside outside.

*Never search your happiness in other which will make you to fell ALONE .

*A simle can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.

*A big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole .

*Every wife is having their husband photo in their purse why?

*Deley is the enenmy of efficiency and waiting is the enenmy of utilization so… don’t

*Every failure is a lesson earn well.

Every success is a battle – fight well

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Quotes

The deepest feeling always shows itself in silence.

~ Marianne Moore

The rest is silence.

~ William Shakespeare

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.

~ William Shakespeare

True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.

~ William Penn

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, ‘there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.’ A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaki

~ Tom Blair

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.

~ Thomas Neill

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.

~ Thomas Carlyle

He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.

~ Sydney Smith

Silence is the virtue of fools.

~ Sir Francis Bacon

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.

~ Saadi

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Thanks

smilejokes.blogspot.comSilence

The funnies on life

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God, and I didn’t.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.

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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.

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There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before
marriage and after marriage.

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Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they
arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house
and car

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without
hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt.Sinai to get close enough to talk to
God. Looking up, he asks the Lord… “God, what does a million years
mean to you?” The Lord replies, “A minute.”

Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord
replies, “A penny.”

Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?” The Lord replies, “In a minute.”

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A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she
sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy What do you think I
should do?”

“Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell
me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?”

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening
and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”
The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” The man
then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what
should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see
what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my
advice?” The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, “Take the poison.”

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விலைவாசி என்பது மினி-ஸ்கர்ட் மாதிரி. ரொம்பவும்

மேலே போவது ஆபத்து !

 நடுத்தரவயது;

ஈஸி சேரில் சாய்ந்து உட்கார்ந்திருக்கும் போது டெலிபோன் மணி

அடித்தால் ,அது நமக்காக இருக்காது என்று நினைத்ததுக் கொள்வது.

நாற்பது வயதில்தான் வாழ்க்கை ஆரம்பிக்கிறது. வாழ்க்கை மட்டுமல்ல. மூட்டு வலி, பார்வை மங்கல், சொன்ன விஷயத்தையே மூன்று முறை சொன்னவர்ளிடமே சொல்லுகிற

பழக்கம் எல்லாமே !

உலகிலேயே அதிர்ஷ்டசாலியான மனிதன் ஆதாம்தான்-

அவனுக்கு மாமியார் கிடையாது !

புத்திசாலி திருடன், திருமணமானவனின் பர்ஸைத்

திருட மாட்டான்.

 சட்டம் தெரிந்த வக்கீலைப் பிடிப்பதே விட நீதிபதியைத் தெரிந்த 

வக்கீலைப்பிடிப்பதே புத்திசாலித்தனம் !

எல்லா மனிதர்களும் முட்டாள்கள் அல்ல.சில பேர்

பிரம்மசாரிகள் !

பியூட்டி பார்லர் வாசலில் ஒரு வாசகம்; ‘’எங்கள் கடையிலிருந்து

வெளியே செல்லும அழகிய பெண்ணைப் பார்த்து கண்ணடிக்காதீர்கள்.

ஒரு வேளை அது உங்கள் பாட்டியாகக் கூட இருக்கலாம் !

 நன்றி (குமுதம்-2-5-91)