Famous gentleman’s quotes on MARRIED LIFE


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of Chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

 David Bissonette






By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.







Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.







The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,

 “What does a woman want”?

Sigmund Freud






I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.







“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

 A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Henry Youngman






“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for few years.”

Sam Kinison






“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than

electronic banking.

It’s called marriage.”

James Holt McGavran






“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray






Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.







You know what I did before I married?

 Anything I wanted to.

 Henny Youngman






A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Milton Berle






Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.







First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”

Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”






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