Quotes on MARRIED LIFE

Famous gentleman’s quotes on MARRIED LIFE

 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of Chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

 David Bissonette

 

 

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates

 

 

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

 

 

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The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,

 “What does a woman want”?

Sigmund Freud

 

 

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

 

 

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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

 A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Henry Youngman

 

 

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“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for few years.”

Sam Kinison

 

 

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“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than

electronic banking.

It’s called marriage.”

James Holt McGavran

 

 

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“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray

 

 

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Nash

 

 

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You know what I did before I married?

 Anything I wanted to.

 Henny Youngman

 

 

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Milton Berle

 

 

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

 

 

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First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”

Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

 

 

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posted by

Tamilan

 source:smilejokes.blogspo.com

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