A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven
I will ask Jonah’..
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed t
hat her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
turns white.’
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs
are white?’
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher
was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the
group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are
all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or
‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if
I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face.’
‘Yes,’ the class said.
‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’
A little fellow shouted,
‘Cause your feet ain’t empty.’
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